(Source: byakugo)

fromexiletoking:

ayesirhappy:

Captain Knightwalker Must Wear a Pretty Dress Day

All in favor, say ‘Aye!’

“Aye…am making that an official law thanks to the Council that is now in my back pocket~”

Excuse me, I have a group of fools to threaten.  Will return shortly.

fromexiletoking:

ayesirhappy:

fromexiletoking:

the-fairy-hunter:

What.  The.  Actual.  Fuck.

Did my mother have some hand in this?

[/pops over]

. .  … … . .

Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute~

She really does almost look like a real woman! Spider King, a real woman could be your queen!

You’re right, she looks something beyond the manticore that she usually is. My heart practically swoons at the sight~

That is all.

fromexiletoking:

And it is only you that I would lavish such foolish behaviour upon. So it all works out, does it not? [/smiiiiiiiles back] Then I have no choice but to continue acting in such a way that will bother you, each and every time you depart~ 

Just a bed? It seems like you’re limiting yourself to the variety of places to which your delight could be applied.

No, not at all.  You’re reminding my why I’m such a violent bitch, and it pisses me off that I can’t put you through the same shit I put everyone else through.  [/nope, going to glare even more.  No le gusta.]  Stop that.  Now.  It won’t make me say yes, you know.

….  You know what I mean, idiot.

(Source: the-fairy-hunter)

I found pleasure without pain
My soul you’ll never tame

(Source: myveryowndreamland)

ayesirhappy replied to your post: [sneaks in] Hi Captain Knightwalker…I’m uhh…I’m really sorry, but I’ve been looking and looking and looking. I flew to the highest mountains and the deepest valleys, and I can’t find that boulder. There’s just nothing that I can do to keep the snakes out of your cave. Maybe if you find a really big snake, he’ll scare the other snakes away!

I’m only trying to help you keep all the snakes out of your cave. You don’t have to be so mean all the time, you know! You could try being nice, almost like a real woman.

OR I could continue being a bitch.  It’s fun, and frankly, I enjoy it far more than the idea of being kind does.  [/cold smirk]  Nah, I’ll pass on that.  Being a “real” woman sounds boring.  Rather be a soldier.

fromexiletoking:

the-fairy-hunter:

What.  The.  Actual.  Fuck.

Did my mother have some hand in this?

[/pops over]

. .  … … . .

Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute~

Die.  In a ditch.  Now.

fromexiletoking:

I am a fool, but only when it concerns matters revolving around you, Captain Knightwalker. [/playful grin] If you do not trust me to be left alone, then perhaps a more permanent sort of company can be arranged~ 

You say that as if you do not enjoy such a thing.

Considering that’s what I deal with the majority of the time…  It’s only reasonable that I see it.  [/glaaaares]  How many times have we been through this?  My answer remains the same.  No, I will not.

Only in bed.

(Source: the-fairy-hunter)

What.  The.  Actual.  Fuck.

Did my mother have some hand in this?

fromexiletoking:

the-fairy-hunter:

………………….

Did somebody hit you in the head while I was gone?  I mean, really.

I have not been hit in the head enough, since you have been gone. 

Perhaps that is the underlying problem here.

Ugh, you are such a fool, you know that?  How I trust you enough to leave you alone at all is the question.

Masochist.